I’m working at the pub again today, this time from 3pm-7pm, and then I’m off out to the last night of Broadstairs Folk Week. To satisfy my ample food requirements I decided to go to Pizza Hut after I had finished my other job, and indulge in the Buffet Lunch which is basically an ‘ Eat as much as you want’ offer. This would mean that I will gorge myself on pizza now, and then I won’t be hungry for the rest of the day….brilliant.
Now the thing is that everytime I’ve been in the Pizza Hut restaurant there’s only been girls working there (usually 17-19 year olds). This is not a problem except a previous time I went there with 3 mates and I came up with a Porno scenario for a film called ‘Pizza Rut’. All the usual cliches came up (pun intended) and it means that everytime I go into Pizza Hut the same thoughts come into my head. I know this is typical for you guys out there, I usually rate every woman of whether I’d sleep with her or not! I know it sounds terrible and degrades women to mere sexual objects but it’s a primal instinct that all men have (plus I’m not getting any!).
So now I’m a sexual deviant as soon as I enter Pizza Hut. Not physically but mentally ,and it puts me off my food! So there’s the problem, not a great one, but one nevertheless. I bet they keep the ugly ones in the kitchen!
MMM I bet they’re looking forward to the ‘Meat Feast’!
“Pizza Rut”. I like that. You produce it and I will direct it.
Hey Man,
Just checkin in to say hi.
Drop me an e-mail, let me know how you’re doing.
Phil
Tom – I rather preferred starring in it!
Phil – It’s been a long time blogging, I thought we’d lost you. I’ll drop you an email later.
Ah… But you forget, as producer and director we would have to personally supervise the auditions.
It’s a deal Tom. I’ll get my people to talk to your people and we’ll get something sorted!