A friend of mine has moved into a new flat in Canterbury and he pointed out the manufacturer’s name on the lift we were in, Schindler, which meant we were riding in Schindler’s Lift, which was quite funny (although not really). I was thinking, “wow did they not realise that?” but then a quick bit [...]

I was at Elephant & Castle train station yesterday when I spotted a poster for Discover Kent featuring a lovely snap of Botany Bay. I’m just wondering if they’ll be editing these to include a little bit of nudity in the near future?

A very funny Alan Partridge clip for you today where Michael tells Alan about the transexuals in Bangkok: