On a lighter side of things I thought I?d tell you my two favourite jokes.
Q. What?s E.T. short for?
A. Because he?s only got little legs!
A. Because he?s only got little legs!
Q. Why does Noddy wear a hat with bells on?
A. Because he?s a twat!
Boom! Boom! Classics, and ones that I can still remember when pissed.
If you?ve got any classics and you want to share some good humour then post a comment.
why does Mike Tyson have tears in his eyes during sex?
Mace.
(yes, it took me a minute as well?)
What do you call a scientologist up to their neck in concrete?
Not enough concrete.
(Easily adaptable, that joke.)
Ever heard of the dyslexic agnostic who lies awake at night worrrying if there is a Dog?
or the DNA being the National Dsylexics Association?
?and the dyslexic drunk who choked on his own Vimto
or the dyslexic devil worshippers selling their souls to Santa..
[stop now - Ed.]
?or the famous football team
Dyslexics Untied
to meny disleksick jowks!