I?m working at the pub again today, this time from 3pm-7pm, and then I?m off out to the last night of Broadstairs Folk Week. To satisfy my ample food requirements I decided to go to Pizza Hut after I had finished my other job, and indulge in the Buffet Lunch which is basically an ? Eat as much as you want? offer. This would mean that I will gorge myself on pizza now, and then I won?t be hungry for the rest of the day?.brilliant.
Now the thing is that everytime I?ve been in the Pizza Hut restaurant there?s only been girls working there (usually 17-19 year olds). This is not a problem except a previous time I went there with 3 mates and I came up with a Porno scenario for a film called ?Pizza Rut?. All the usual cliches came up (pun intended) and it means that everytime I go into Pizza Hut the same thoughts come into my head. I know this is typical for you guys out there, I usually rate every woman of whether I?d sleep with her or not! I know it sounds terrible and degrades women to mere sexual objects but it?s a primal instinct that all men have (plus I?m not getting any!).
So now I?m a sexual deviant as soon as I enter Pizza Hut. Not physically but mentally ,and it puts me off my food! So there?s the problem, not a great one, but one nevertheless. I bet they keep the ugly ones in the kitchen!
MMM I bet they?re looking forward to the ?Meat Feast?!