Ask Me No Questions, I?ll Tell You No Lies

There?s been a lot of questions around bloggerland lately, and I admit I was feeling a little left out. But luckily Lord Bargain has leapt to my aid and has given me 5 questions to answer. So here we go.

1. Describe your journey to work.

I have 2 jobs so I?ll describe my journey to them

My first job is 2 miles away. I usually drive. Quite lazy, I have cycled a few times before but I?ve slipped back into getting there quickly. It takes 5 minutes, time for a couple of tracks on the CD player, and then I?m at work. Not a very interesting story.

For my other job I only live 30 seconds away so I usually leave 3 minutes before I?m meant to start. I walk (obviously) and I?m there pretty soonish.

2. You’ll starve unless you eat a dead human being. Which bit of them do you eat first?

Leg or Breast mmmmm?.Oh that?s a Christmas question, not to be confused with becoming a cannibal. The obvious thing I?d ask is ?what is the situation??, and I would probably want to know that before I made this decision but I won?t delve into that too much and will instead assume that I?ve got to pick a body part.

I love meat and I can never refuse a bit of rump steak so my choice would have to be the rump, the buttocks, call it what you will, but I think that would be the best bit. I?ve seen the film ?Alive? many times and that?s the bit they go for. Apparently it tastes a lot like chicken?.

3. What’s your favourite Disney movie?

My fav of all time is ?Jungle Book?. When me and my sister were kids, we used to visit family in Northern Cyprus on our summer holidays. They used to have siestas in the hot afternoons, but us being hyperactive kids needed to be entertained whilst they were all napping. They had a collection of ?English videos? that would come out and we would watch them mesmerised. They included ?The Fly?, an old copy of , and also ?The Jungle Book?.

These would get played on rotation but invariably only one of these could I call a classic and a favourite. I?m not a big Disney fan, and a lot of their creations piss me off but with The Jungle Book you get something great (incidently it was last film personally overseen by Walt Disney). It?s built around a great story by Rudyard Kipling (although some of the darker elements are removed, is full of great characters voiced by great actors, and is chock-a-block with magnificent songs.

Who would have thought that a bear could come out with this classic:

?And don?t spend your time lookin? around
For something you want that can?t be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin? about it
I?ll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to you?

4. In what circumstances is a “shoot to kill” policy acceptable?

Are there any circumstances where this is acceptable? This is a question that arose following the death of Jean Charles de Menezes (23/07/2005) at the hands of the Metropolitan Police when he was wrongly suspected of being a terrorist. And it has been raised again when the USA adopted a ?shoot to kill? policy in the wake of violence following the devastation of Huricane Katrina.

I?ve had to think long and hard about this question. What would I do? I could take the Utilitarian viewpoint and decide on the ?greatest amount of good for the greatest amount of people?, is it worth sacrificing one life to save many more? What if de Menezes was a suicide bomber? Would his death have saved innocent lives? Of course he was innocent, we know that now, but what if?

There are too many questions to be asked, and hindsight is a wonderful gift, but after all the things I?ve seen I would say that a ?policy? of death is not acceptable under any circumstances. How can yu tell someone they?ve got a greenlight to kill people indiscriminately. Do they have a set of guidelines in this policy about what the person has to be doing to get killed? And how do you gauge such a thing?

Every decision we make in our lives is effected by the situations we are in. No two scenarios are the same and so there must be flexibility in the laws we uphold and the policies we make.

So to answer the question I would have to say that a ?shoot to kill? policy is never acceptable but if someone was threatening me and it was me or them then I?d probably do what I could to survive.

5. The music police will erase every song in the world except five of your choosing. What do you save?

Oh my god, what a toughie. You really saved the hardest question till the end. I?m always terrible at these type of questions??what?s your favourite film??, ?Best album of all time??..etc I think you get the drift.

I?m sure that I?ll remember a few classics after a while but I?ll just go for it now as I?m sure if I don?t decide soon then the music pigs will delete everything.

1.End Of A Century ? Blur (something to reminiss to)

2.The Day I Tried To Live ? Soundgarden (something to rock to and play air guitar)

3.Jump Around ? House Of Pain (something to jump around to?obviously)

4. I?m So Tired Of Being Alone ? Al Green (something to get your groove on to)

5.Wise Up ? Aime Mann (Something to think about to)

It was really hard to pick a set of 5 songs because new ones kept popping into my head. I hope you like some of them.


1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below asking to be interviewed.

2. I will respond by asking you five questions ? each person?s will be different.

3. You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

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2 Responses to Ask Me No Questions, I?ll Tell You No Lies

  1. Phil says:

    Hit me big man. You know me and my strange little mind. Show me the questions. Great answers by the way. Especially the shoot to kill thing.

  2. Tom says:

    Me to, please.

    And I love ?End Of A Century? by Blur.


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