Man Utd 1:0 Chelsea
Wahey!!!! Now for those of you who follow football you?ll know what this means. I am not a supporter of either team and actually hate them with great fervour. It is something quentessentially British that we like to see those once great figureheads fall, be it a celebrity or in this case a footbal team. I used to just hate Manchester United but once they got crap then I didn?t mind them as much, now my hate has projected to Chelsea who tonight lost for the first time in 40 league games.
So there we go.
As a season ticket holder to the Manchester Buccaneers I?d just like to say:
?aaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh?
or something.
Chelsea Rent Boys, Chelsea Rent Boys, oh-oh?.
[Warning bad taste - you may be offended!]
I was told this one. Just imagine it to the tune of Craig David ? Re-wind.
Van Per-sie, When the girl shouts ?no?, molest her!
very bad but very witty too.
i love the Man City fans new chant about Darious Vassell to the tune of the Kaiser Chiefs ?I Predict A Riot?.
it goes?
?Sven should pick Darius, Sven should pick Darius??