It?s election day, the final reckoning, doomsday, etc, etc, after reading the main parties manifestos and checking out what they?ve got to say for themselves I think I going to vote for the Lib Dems. My ideal first choice would be Green because I?m a little worried about the fact that there won?t be a world left if we keep going at this rate, and it?ll be left for the monkeys to rule. The thing is that you can?t expect big changes like that (Labour??>Green), the has to be some kind of middle ground, and this is where I think the Lib Dems come into it. Another point is that I don?t usually favour one-policy parties (UKIP) but the Green party has started to take things a bit more seriously and has taken other factors into consideration.
One party that hasn?t got much coverage is the ?Monstor Raving Loony Party? I think when Screaming Lord Sutch died they lost some momentum, but I?ve looked at their manifesto and here are a few of the gems.
We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.
We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks. Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school. All future Deputy Prime Ministers will be required to be fluent in at least one language to encourage the education system.
All foreign G.Ps in England and Wales will be taught the local dialect so they know when their patients feel Jiggered (Tired), Manky (Rough), Gipping (Vomiting) or have got somit rang with their Fizog (Face).
I think the 99p coin really swings it for me as so many things I buy end in this total e.g £9.99. It would mean I could pay with the exact money. Genius